AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Kristen Bell demonstrates baby Lincoln’s dance moves and it’s amazing.
she is anna like goddamn
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
HOLY SHIT AUGUSTUS
Anonymous made me choose:
The Mortal Instrumentsor Catching Fire
We star-crossed lovers of District 12, who suffered so much and enjoyed so little the rewards of our victory, do not seek our fans’ favor, grace them with our smiles, or catch their kisses. We are unforgiving.
And I love it. Getting to be myself at last.
crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Hello, everyone/no one! My name is Kennedy, and I like stuff, so this is my blog about said stuff. I have a second family and that is my collection of books. I also play the cello. As John Green would say, I am a nerd because I like stuff and enjoy the miracle of human consciousness. I'm also a Disney princess.
The Hunger Games, Superwholock, Nerdfighteria, Breaking Bad, Broadway, Josh Hutcherson, Jennifer Lawrence, Disney, these beautiful Olympians, particularly Meryl Davis and Charlie White and the entire figure skating team